-When Cass thought her nipples were rashes?
-When I spat pasta from my nose, sat on a May West and dirtied
my ass?
-When that lady in the electric wheelchair came up to Cass
and I couldn't refrain myself and had to bite my shoulder not to laugh?
-When I spat cream cheese all over Cass' face?
-When I spat chocolate milk all over Cass' favorite sweater?
-When I was walking with Mary-Eve and I told her that once, one of my online friends told me ''wanna
see my news wheels'' and I said ''Sure'' and it was him in a wheelchair (I didn't know he didn't have legs) and she started
laughing so hard she had to bend over in the middle of the street not to pee her pants?
-When I told Lisa that the bats at the Zoo were held in cages because
they were sexually active?
-When I asked Berdebes if he was an erotic cook instead of an exotic
cook?
- When I thought the stuff on the counter was cheese so I ate it
and was afterwards informed that it was the stuff in the sink drain?
-When Cass was petting the guy at La Ronde's ass without realizing
it?
-When we were in line at the food court and there was a cutie infront
of me and I went 'MMMMMMM Gonna get me some of that' and he turned around and said 'hi'?
-When my bikini top fell off in the wave pool at the water park?
-When I prepared a 'concert' for the alzeimers infested grannies
at the old folks home, but they forgot to come and I waited for three hours for no one to come?
-When Cass thought I was the one with bad breath at the Bell Mobility
shop but when I asked her if she could smell the funky smell she exclaimed 'ITS NOT YOU?'
-When we went to China Town and chinese women were chasing after
Cass and I with chickens and Cass would say Ich Ni, Ich Ni! (Isn't that japanese?)
-When we mispelled OLYMPICS at school in Newspaper class and got
on to a porn site, only Cass and I were at the desk. The teacher comes up to us and says 'What do you have to say for yourselves?'
and Cass says 'Wasn't me'?
-When Cass saw the hot guy at the Pizza place and poured water
all over my food cuz she wasn't looking at what she was doing?
-When we felt bad for that homeless dude in MTL and wanted to give
him money, but we were scared of him so we flung change at him?
-When Cass and I went on that ride at the hot air balloons and
it was going so fast that we were spitting on eachother, but we were laughing without knowing that the other one was spitting
on us too?
-When we got those airbrush tattoos and Greg got that lazy ass
card done?
-When Greg said he dislocated his head?
-When Greg said he had an open fracture but didn't need a cast
or stitches?
-When Casey said that the square root of Canada and the U.S
was 4?(What the hell's the square root of Canada and the U.S?)
-One word; Radu?
-Oh cool! You get your presents out of catalogues?
- Frozen Chosen ALERT?
-When I thought that the tuna salad was pink sauce and had to try
really hard to keep a straight face when I swallowed it?
- When Carl didn't know what a clit was and when Cass asked him
to help me find it he thoroughlly searched the floor and asked people if they saw my clit?
- When we were in gym and Mark had sweat stains on his ass crack and we were doing pyramids and nobody
wanted to touch him?
-When Cass and I went to the mall with tea stains on our eyes because he had put tea bags on our
eyes to take away the bags?
-When we paid the pizza man in nickels?
-When I was flinging cherry sauce everywhereat the chinese restaurant, spitting rice everywhere and
talking overly loud because I was in a big discussion?
-When the bus seats were itchy for the ass?
-When Venessa, Mitch, Cass and I went bowling and Mitch taught a little 6 month old kid how to give
the finger?
-When Cass 'discretely' tried to get a condom from the vending machine?
-When my electrical toothbrush started vibrating in my backpack on the bus and everyone thought it
was a vibrator?
-When we went to the Radisson hotel and asked for two little boys and they were all chinese people
and only pointed to the girl's bathroom?
-When I was trying to figure out the quickest way to go to Tony's and Jessica suggested 'Just cut
through the fuckin fields'?
-When my grandmother (the OLLLLLLLLLLLD one) threw a temper tantrum at the pharmacy because they
didn't have her size in depends?
-When my grandmother (still the old one) told Cass that she used to have muscular arms and showed
off her flab?
-When we were playing a game at New Years and the question was 'According to Shakespeare, what is
the question?' and I said 'Got milk?'?
-When Vanessa and I used to tape ourselves pretending to be the Spice Girls?
-When I loved that hideous purple wool turtleneck?
-When Cass came over to my house for the first time and my mom walked out of the washroom with her
pants down to her ankles?
-When I went over to Cass' for the first time and her mom shat and reeked AND sang Cher?
-'Cass, why is none of the clothes here the same?'...*shriek* ?
- That time when Cass wasn't supposed to be at my house and she thought my folks were coming home
so she tried to get out....by my front window?
-When Cass was checking out my nieghbor and broke my garbage?
-When Bre had a booger and Cass was being discrete about it and I was going Boooger Boooooooooooooger?
-When Cass was low on cash and decided to go to Tim Hortons and goes 'I think we'll take a small'?
-When the frozen Caps made Cass wanna go shit so she started running towards my house?
-When we searched for an hour for the mini putt and we were walking all over it all along?
-When I liked Luke and that brownie girl liked him too and Cass would say 'DON'T TAKE WHAT'S NOT
YOURS' very loudly in her presence?
-When the gay guy at the mall comes up to me for no reason and goes 'don't laugh at my boots, you
can't afford them'?
-When I liked the OTHER Luke, the mental one and Cass would say 'Sheana, he's like a clam, you have
to open him up with your trust and see his pearl'?
-When Cass and I spent 12$ in change on those cheap mechanical horses at the mall?
-When Cass thought that Mat's Purolator box was his grandmother?
-That video with Luke and he's drowning in 2 feet of water and he's got big floating wings?
- HOLES in different area codes?
- When we realized that clumps aren't normal?
-That time with no toilets on that front lawn and the finger.....?
- The 'I've got coupons for you'?
-Mom! That's a Howie shirt?
-Personally, I wouldn't wear it, but it looks great on you?
-....thanks, mom?
-He's so ugly! Sheana, you guys would make a great couple?
-When that guy was following us and I was freaking out at first but Cass told me to calm down,
but then he caught up and Cass told me to run but I couldn't because I was laughing too much?
-When we walked past that store 5 times cuz we thought the guys were hot but they were butt ugly?
-When that drunk guy yelled 'Go home, you Yankies!' and Cass said 'Sheana, did you hear? I think
mom's calling us!' ?
-On that LOOOOOOOOOONG walk back home when Cass said 'Burn that pizza, Sheana!'?
-'You're in more shit then you can handle, young lady!'?
-When I gave Cass' dog an 'orgasm'?
-When we ate chocolate cake all night?
-When Cass threw her Kleenex in my chocolate cake and I freaked out?
-When Cass blew on my stomach and I disfigured her?
-When Cass was taking care of the blind woman and when she'd get tired she'd blow in her face so
the lady thought that a storm was coming?
-When Kim and I were pissing at school...the 'Oooops, that wasn't supposed to happen'?
-When Kimberly would imitate her washing machine?
-When that Jennifer girl at our school danced to Backstreet Boys and we could see all of her underwear?
-When Campbell said that we were weeds and he was a flower and Cass said 'If you're a flower, you're
venus fly trap' because of his eternal wedgie?
-When we went to Pizza Hut for lunch and that lady was alone and went back to the buffet eleven times?
-Those plans we made for Christmas we made while eating onion rings at Lucky Luke's at 9:00 am?
- He's not the one with the HAT is he?
-When Mitchell put a dead worm on Cass' shoulder and she started crying hysterically?
-The time my dad and I went to Valentine's to eat poutine and that gay guy from the food court at
the mall was making moves on him and he got freaked out?
-When my hand froze in the shape of a claw in math class?
-When Cass didn't believe me that I was going to barf at the Hot Air Balloons and we went in a ride
anyways and I got off and barfed and all she said was 'WHOA YOU REALLY BARFED!'?
-When Cass thought my mom was going to smack me and screamed really loudly?
-When Cass watched that scary movie and made karate movies to the screen?
-When I watched Rage:Carrie 2 and Kimberly didn't scream at all during the movie but decides to start
screaming hysterically at the end?
-When I had that huge hole on the crotch of my jeans at school and nobody told me and I was sitting
like an indian?
-When Jessica was sitting infront of me in class when I was wearing a skirt and she dropped her eraser
and bent down to get it and I got up abruptly and yelled WHOA WHOA WHOA!?
-When Cass and I made up this crazy story about Whackasmackers, monkies who fight back and Tony believed
it until we told him that they ate monkeys with Soya Sauce and he goes 'They don't have Soya Sauce in Indonesia'?
-When I closed my binder on my tit in Sec 1 and everyone was laughing too much to help me?
-When Cass tried to do my eyebrows in my poorly lit room?
-When Lisa was sleeptalking and saying 'taco toes'?
-When I forgot my thong at Vanessa's house and her big brother decided to stick it on the bathroom
door for everyone to see?
-When we went to Parkside Ranch and all the girls played a trick on me and stuck all my underwear
around camp?
-When Casey showed us his 'rapping'?
-That time at the stairs at school with Kim?
-That time that old man came to Kim and I's table at Alexis Nihon and asked us how old we were and
where we lived?
-When Cass and I were on the phone talking about how we could never do those STD commercials and
her sister picked up the phone and Cass didn't know and she continued and said ''I'm Cass and I have genital herpes'' jokingly
and her sister heard?
-At the metro....''Sheana?''
-When I told Aguzzino that I hoped he'd choke on his neck hair and die?
-All the ''oh no, run'' and ignoring done on the Dawson stairs (Kim, you know what I'm talking about)
-When Martin farted in my face?
-When Shawn took half an hour to shit at Alexis Nihon and Steven and I had to wait for him?
-When Cass wanted to come over to my house but she had to do the newspaper route but called her boss
and told him she couldn,t do the route that morning because she was going to a funeral and the boss called her folks to give
them his sympathies?
-When that annoying vacuum company wouldn't stop calling my house and I got pissed and when they
called again I started crying and told them my mom was dead?
-When Kimberly dropped her books down the stairs at school and she was embarrassed so to make her
feel better I threw mine down too?
-When we went bowling in a big group and I made up the names....Cum Shot, Anal Itch, Genital Dwarfism,
Pussy Lip, Vaginal Crouton...(lol)
-When Melissa was telling us about being constipated after having anal sex?
-When Annick had to do an oral and she said ''My dad said I'm a mistake''?
-When Steven did his oral on Spiderman?
-When Lisa, Guillaume and I did that play in French in Sec 4 with Princess Poutine and Spoonz?
-When I taught Sarahjayne about beautiful love sentences in french..(osti..de...troooo.....duh.....cou)?
-''Girlfriend, I created that fan club!''
-When Steven wasn't doing his work in Math and the teacher asked him if he was and Steven said yes
and raised his calculator to prove it but it was closed?
-When I did Kyle, Steven, Kim and I's hair before math class and Berdebes went crazy?
-When Berdebes thought that game boys were Playboys?
-When Sarahjayne and I went to see Sharks Tail and we were alone in the room?
-When Hila had all that foliage in her hair?
-Penguin and walrus in our classes (Sarahjayne)?
-When we went on that family bike ride to Chambly and I didn't know how to break and I rammed into
a ton of people on their bikes?
-AmeriCON idol at the Variety show?
